Are Turtles Racist?

"waymoe" (waymoe) 02/05/2015 at 14:35 • Filed to: None

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Hello there, Waymoe here,

Waymoe was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon when one of the teenaged mutant ninja turtles said "Keep it quiet, my ninjas." Now waymoe understands that he said my ninjas and that they are actually ninjas, but the phrase that this is based on is my niggas. Is this casual racism like I read about on tumblr?

Then there are things like this shirt, which is a verbatim rip off of Tupacs album "Strictly for my N.I.G.G.A.Z." Are Teenage mutant ninja turtles racist and will this behavior get worse when they are middleaged mutant ninja turtles?

itschrome > waymoe 02/05/2015 at 14:38

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yes, but it really won't fully bloom until they are geriatric mutant ninja turtles. but other than that one time they blurt out "sure is nice to see niggers be able to afford to eat here at the red lobster" referring to the nice young couple with in ear shot, will it ever be a problem..

E. Julius > waymoe 02/05/2015 at 14:38

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All I know is that this is disgusting:

Brian, The Life of > waymoe 02/05/2015 at 14:39

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Turtles can call each other Ninjas. It's only racist if we do it.

RallyWrench > waymoe 02/05/2015 at 14:43

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My turtle, Enzo, is about 30. She's pretty cool.

nermal > waymoe 02/05/2015 at 14:45

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Depends. How well do they usually tip the pizza guy?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > E. Julius 02/05/2015 at 14:49

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yamahog > waymoe 02/05/2015 at 14:55

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idk, I think we need one of those "I'm not a racist, I have plenty of turtle friends" people to weigh in and declare it officially Not Racist.

Übel > RallyWrench 02/05/2015 at 14:59

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So you're saying that you're racist?

RallyWrench > Übel 02/05/2015 at 15:01

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Uh, no. Not sure if serious. Racists are not cool.